( The Controversial Survey, ganked from my neechan. )

The next time parents involve me in their custody battle, I'm going to flip my shit, I swear to God.

I'm not asking you to still love each other. I'm not asking you to like each other. I'm not even asking you to go into therapy (though you all fucking need it, especially your poor kid). I am only asking for you to be civil with me and with each ( Read more... )

To every patient's parent who was a bitch to me today and didn't get what they wanted because of it:

Guess what? Karma happens! Today it's happening to you. Don't say we never gave you anything.

No love,

Me

I love conversations when a mom calls me to cancel her son's appt because "he's living with his father now" and "his father isn't giving him his medication because he's very anti-medication". Upon being informed that we would cancel the appointment and check with Dr. Holland and, if necessary, call CPS regarding the lack of medication, mom exhibits ( Read more... )

Things I really wanted to say at work today, but didn't ( Read more... )

Damn, Dan Savage's column cracks me the hell up.

To quote the person writing in for advice:

I am a 23-year-old woman living with my 25-year-old boyfriend. We have been dating for a little over a year, and for the majority of that time we had a great sex life. Unfortunately, when we decided to move in together we also decided to stop having ( Read more... )

I'm thinking about starting a column called "Healthcare Doesn't".  This is brought on by my ongoing cynicism, which is a terrible thing, really ( Read more... )

Today was a day full of assholes ( Read more... )

Here's the PSA for today ( Read more... )

So, who wants the latest insurance company story to make their blood boil ( Read more... )